How Fresh Is Your Cable News? Check the Label

HOW FRESH IS YOUR CABLE NEWS? CHECK THE LABEL
[SOURCE: Washington Post, AUTHOR: Paul Farhi]
This just in! There's no more news on TV, at least not on the cable news networks. Plain old news apparently just isn't good enough anymore, so TV news stories have been getting new and improved names -- "Developing Story", "Breaking News", "Very Latest".
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/07/24/AR200707...
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