Comcast’s secret hotline for special cardholders really exists. But it’s not much different from the regular one.
Comcast has been giving out special get-out-of-customer-service-hell-free cards in response to people who've had less than satisfying experiences with the company. If you manage to get your hands on one, treasure it: It carries a unique code you can use (just once!) to access a "no-wait customer service hotline." Here's why this program is resurfacing now: It seems that the recipients of these cards include "congressional staffers, journalists, and other influential Washingtonians."
The implication is that Comcast may be ingratiating itself with federal officials at the same time that it's trying to convince regulators to approve its massive merger with Time Warner Cable. Except that these cards, aside from the no-wait thing, don't actually do anything special. It turns out that the whole program was dreamed up so that Comcast employees who didn't work in customer service could have something -- anything -- to say when frustrated customers confronted them in person about their problems.
[Dec 24]